Sunday, February 6, 2011

Five (5) of the best places to meet the right woman (social, culture, event, networking, dating, spouse, couple)

Meeting your dream lady is not easy unless your lucky in love. For most of us we have to trudge through many a failed relationship before finally finding that someone special. But what about if you have been single for years? how do you increase your chances? Apart from paying for it, having plastic surgery to look like David Beckham or getting a job as a pilot, there are practical and simple ways to leverage the odds in your favour, one of which I will go through today is the best places to meet a woman of your dreams. So read on and enjoy.

The Gym

The gym is not just a place for you to sweat profusely and flex your muscles in front of the mirror, it is also a great place to interact with women, why? well because your both there for the same reason, you have no boundaries. The fact your both sweating like crazy helps break the ice. If you meet a woman you like at the gym you can be certain she wants to look after herself and could be getting fit in the hope of bagging a man, and that man could be you!

Weddings

Most importantly a friend or relatives wedding, not the sort where your a hanger on and you don’t know anyone. A good wedding makes a lot of single women in the mood for love and romance, and make them realise that they deserve happiness and fulfilment just as much as the couple getting wed. Be confident and mix amongst people you know and people you don’t, you will soon find yourself chatting away to your possible future lover.

B&Q

Bit of a strange one I know, but many women will go into hardware stores looking for something, then realise the enormity of the place and feel a little out of depth, I’m not saying women can’t do DIY but sometimes even for men it can be daunting. If you see a woman on her own looking puzzled, go and help her out! It’s quite obvious she’s single, else she would be there with her husband. Speak to her and offer her assistance, she would appreciate that more than the spotty 16 year old sales guy.

Hobby Classes

Cooking, painting, language, floristry or whatever. I know it sounds a bit cliche and these sorts of classes are getting less popular but the best thing about these classes is that you already know you have at least one thing in common with your prospective lover! Plus it’s a great excuse to meet up later for ‘extra curricular learing’.

Women’s clothing shops

Bit weird I know but you would be surprised. You can go in and ask a nice lady assistant that you need to buy a present for your sister, ask her questions on sizes etc to break the ice. You can end up chatting for ages and before you know it you have built up a rapport with her, and the so called shopping is an after thought. One thing though is to make it known you are buying for your sister, other wise she will automatically assume your buying for your girlfriend.

Conclusion -

I hope this article was of use, and hopefully it has given you some food for thought. Of course there are places you shouldn’t go to meet women, such as bars and clubs, (unless you want no strings sex) strip clubs, hospitals, funerals etc, anywhere where there is too much noise, grief and worry you should stay well clear, it’s not an ideal atmosphere to meet a woman.

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10 Things We Don’t Want To Hear

1. Awww it’s so small and cute!

This refers to when your new girlfriend takes it upon herself to talk about your cock like it’s a pet, listen love, using the words ’small’ and ‘cute’ towards a man is like us saying the words ‘fat’ and ‘ugly’ to you…….just suck it and leave the small talk out of it.

2. ‘Now I have had the time of my life, and I’ve never felt like this before yes I swear’

The opening lyrics of the song/film Dirty Dancing, delusioned women believe it’s a romantic gesture and will get you in the mood for love, when in fact the only thing it gets you in the mood for is a trip to the dog and gun.

3. Sorry sir have you got another form of payment, your card is declined.

Happens to the best of us, you know your broke but you say something like ‘oh silly me I brought the wrong card I’ll be back later’ and laugh as you walk away, but crying inside because you spent the rent.

4. I wish you were gay

When a gay friend you have known since you were 4 spits out this line one Sunday morning after a night out.

5. And now on channel 4 a hollyoaks omnibus

Hollyoaks simply isn’t what it used to be, the hot scantily clad women have been replaced by suicidal cross dressing emo’s that sleep with there own sister.

6. I’m pregnant

OK so if your in love or happily married it’s OK, but generally speaking those words let out a howling scream in your brain knowing that your beer and football has gone, and the sleepless nights and a liquid producing 5lb blood bag has replaced it, oh and don’t forget the financial ruin.

7. That will be £4.20 please

You only have £3.50 in your pocket

8. Voices in your head

When your head voices say things like ‘I wonder what her intestines look like’ or ‘I need to buy a crossbow’ then it’s time to go live in the mountains away from society.

9. Women farting

An occasional anal ‘pip’ is fine but a full on 3+ second air biscuit is reserved only for us.

10. X factor

Watching under achieved pub singers try and fight for survival by crying and saying there doing it for there dead dad is crap telly for a bloke, If medieval weaponry was involved then maybe.


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How to slash your cars fuel bill (budget, savings, cost, driving, road, driver, economy)

”I have a problem, the problem is that out of all the disasters that the labour government left behind, the one that hit the public the most was the extortionate rise in fuel prices. Now with the conservatives in power hopefully this will change for the better.
Now the obvious things to do to cut your fuel bill would be to get a smaller car, use public transport or even walk, but that’s hardly practical is it, cars are going to be here for a long time yet so here is our practical guide to slashing your fuel bill. Enjoy.
Remove stuff you don’t use
I see this more and more these days, people driving around with unused roof racks, bike racks, flags, you name it. All this equipment increases the drag of the car thus reducing the fuel efficiency, Planning ahead, if you are thinking about buying a roof rack then make sure its easily removable when your not using it.
Drive efficiently
It has long been said that you can save between $120 – $300 a year simply by changing the way you drive. In the past it was said that the best speed for fuel efficiency was between 50-60 MPH, however this has been tested and now experts suggest driving at around 40MPH for better fuel savings. It is also said to turn off your air conditioning and drive with the windows down for an extra 8% performance.
Shop around
It makes sense to get the best price possible, so shop around. Keep tabs on the oil prices as it normally takes a few days for petrol to increase if it goes up, so if oil is going up then go fill your car before petrol goes up, simple. Also look at supermarkets, they are always running promotions on fuel. You can also check out petrolprices.com and bash in your postcode for the best price in your area.
Shopping for a car?
If you are looking to buy a new car look around for the best fuel efficient model you can, this doesn’t mean you need to buy a tiny little car that feels like its powered by an asthmatics cough, you just have to be sensible. Selecting the right car could save you between $18 - $35 a week.”  If you have any more tips you would like to share, leave a comment.

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Sony To Make PSP Smart Phone? (Tech, news, report, android, Xperia, x10, mini, GSM)

”Some exciting news for the PlayStation and Smart-phone fans a like.
Sony has sat down and thought very hard on what to do next (after the flop of PSP Go), aware that everyone has gone Hi-Tech mobile phone crazy they have decided to merge their PSP with a Smart-phone. It’s not official yet as Japan’s elite journalists have not made an official announcement, but the new Sony smart-phone is rumoured to let users play PSP games and make calls. The smart-phone will have a wide range of features which will combine all the latest gadgets of that genre, the net-book, the mobile phone to handheld consoles.
The war between the gaming and computer giants rages on and hopefully the Sony smart-phone will be a strong contender for the ever so popular i phone. The New Sony smart-phone will not have a slot for inserting game cartridges, instead users will have to purchase the games online through the “PlayStation Store”. It’s not for sure yet whether the vast catalogue of games for the PSP will be available to download, but certainly games which Sony has had it’s fingers in will be available for their phone, go figure?!
It makes sense for this step up and will have a huge impact on the way we use smart-phones . It was obvious that this sort of technology was in the pipeline with games for smart phones evolving and becoming more epic, like the new release of Final fantasy 1 & 2, available  for download to your phone. It’s a pain in the arse but all we can do now is wait for the official announcement. Once released I think it won’t be long until Microsoft and Nintendo jump on the smart phone bandwagon. Sony, what a way to up the bar, we will be crossing our fingers for a realese date soon!!”

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Allerta Blackberry Inpulse Watch

” There has been a lot of misconception surrounding this watch before it’s release, it was incorrectly stated the watch was made by Rim (research in motion) when in fact this model is made by Allerta and is available for pre order now.
I have to say I was pretty impressed by it’s concept, it’s a watch, it tells the time which is what a watch should do, but this little piece of technology actually connects remotely to your blackberry allowing you to read your texts and emails from it and also alerts you when you have an incoming call via its built in vibrating motor.
It has a battery life of 4 days and takes just 30 minutes to recharge via a usb cable and the screen measures 1.3 inches, there is no video call option, unlike the LG watch phone.
The phone is due for release in february 2010, and is available for pre order at $149, there’s no date confirmed for a UK release but I’m sure it will soon follow.  I have mixed feelings about it really, it’s one of those gadgets that will either do really well or really bad. It is a lot cheaper than the LG watch phone which is reported to cost around £1000! so in my mind the Inpulse is probably the better option.
Summary
It has its pro’s and con’s (see below) just like any other gadget or product out there serving a similar purpose. If you have a blackberry smartphone then it is a useful tool for someone that is a keen socialite or a very busy executive that gets a lot of texts, calls and emails, if your not any of these I would struggle to justify buying one, it is a blackberry accessory and not compatible with any other phone, which is a shame as that would make it really good. In all the phone is a good not great purchase if you own a blackberry.
Pro’s
Light, small and stylish
Good price at only £90 ($149)
Can read texts and emails
Alerts you to incoming calls
Con's
Cant reply to emails
Has no video calling
Not able to accept calls through the watch

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How to spy on your girlfriends texts (cheating, spouse, divorce, trust, relationship, Auckland)

”There may be many reasons a man might want to check his missus texts, but I think mainly it would be down to the fact you suspect her of having it off with your mate, the bin man, your uncle, heck even your dad! whatever. The fact remains that men are extremely suspicious by nature, especially if you have an attractive girlfriend. Now I’m not saying that you should be suspicious of your girl, particularly if you have been together for a long time and trust each other, then this post is not really for you, but if you do have a suspicion then read on to find how to get some valuable ‘ditching’ ammo from your girls phone.
1. Find her phone
Might sound obvious but be wary, if you strongly suspect her of cheating and she is leaving her phone lying around willy nilly, it could be that she has a second phone somewhere that she uses to text ‘dirty dave’ or whoever. Check that any old crappy mobile phones you have lying around your house have not suddenly gone missing, also check her underwear draw, loft, kitchen draws, and hell even the toilet cistern, you would be surprised how resourceful a cheating woman can be.
2. Pick the right moment
You gotta be careful, pick the right moment to go through her phone, you need to be sure she is going to be away from it for a long period of time, ideally when she is asleep, you could make an excuse not to go bed the same time as she does, then wait until she is fully asleep before sneaking in and getting her phone.
3. Know what your doing with her phone
The biggest mistake you can make is messing about with her phone and fumbling through stuff you don’t understand, not only will this make you look like a technological retard but will alert her to the fact that someones been messing about with it, like opening unread texts, leaving the phone on a menu screen etc. You need to leave the phone exactly how you left it.
4. Use phone tapping software
You can get various types of software on the Internet now that allows you to secretly tap into your girls phone calls and texts without her knowing, most are relatively cheap and are very effective. If you don’t have the ability to get hold of her phone then this would be a better option. A good one to use is e-stealth as not only do they have the software to spy on her phone but also various other gadgets and techno wizardry to help you.
Conclusion
I need to say this now that you need to have a good reason to be spying on her texts, if your just paranoid and ‘worried’ then that is not a good reason, if you are hearing stories of her kissing other blokes in the pub, she is acting strange when your mate comes round, or disappears for hours on end without telling you then yes that is a good reason, judge the situation for what it is and decide what to do.
I was cheated on by my ex fiance of 6 years more than once, I found out on all occasions and I felt a fool for taking her back. Now of course I am with the love of my life, I trust her implicitly, she is my soul mate and my best friend and I have no reason to check her texts, the reason I am giving you this advice is through my past experiences you can’t always rely on a woman to tell you she is cheating.”

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Texts You Shouldn’t Send Your Missus (Apple iPhone, sms, txt, Auckland, blog, blogging, twitter)

”Texting’s great isn’t it? it’s a great way to tell your mates what pub your in, inform your mum you have a pile of washing your going to bring round, or even to cowardly dump the weird girl you have been seeing for 2 weeks because she has 7 toes. But it can all go terribly wrong of course as Tiger Woods spectacularly demonstrated, here are 10 texts you should never send your missus……you have been warned.
”Hi love, I was just wondering if you fancied going to the pub later, they got a wet t shirt competition on….apparently, let me know.xxx”
”Babe, you know you said you would kill me if I went abroad for my stag do, well does bolivia count? xxx”
”Hi love, I’m on my way home from the pub, have we got plenty of loo roll?”
”Why have I got blood on my cock?”
”I just been round your dad’s house to borrow his lawn mower, the door was open so I let myself in and there he was knocking one out to midget porn! haha I said I wouldn’t say anything but I know you would laugh at it, love yooo.xxx”
”Guess what! your mate katie has had a boob job!”
”I am soo incredibly drunk, I am literally having a shit and being sick as we speak,  I won’t be long home…..still feeling pretty horny though! you? xxx”
”Babe you know I said you could use my laptop today, well before you go on any websites can you just go to tools and delete browsing history…….DONT DO ANYTHING ELSE UNTIL YOU HAVE!”
”I am coming home now, been laid off work ‘apparently’ I was caught dipping my cock into the ice cream, but I swear I didn’t! love yooo.xxx:)”
”what you mean you can’t see me tonight? I washed my cock and everything and I shaved my butt hole! so f***ing selfish! xxx”
”I don’t think I’ll be home tonight, I got arrested……can’t say why, love you  xxx”
”Your mum look sooooo hot today, hope you look that good when your older! love yooo.xxx”
”Babe which tampons do you have? they say stuff like super, regular and light, shall I just get you super large?”
”Shit! babe don’t use the cucumber in the fridge for anything, I used it for something else earlier, nothing bad but don’t eat it…….please. Love yoo.xxx”

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